1. You walk in on a resident receiving a lap dance from a stripper in the TV lounge. A stripper on Grand Theft Auto 5.
2. Your resident asks you to add them on Instagram.
3. Your resident asks why haven’t you accepted them on Instagram.
4. You walk in the building with a box of Krispy Kreme and don’t want to share. So you start singing to your residents, “I got 99 doughnuts, and none of them are for you.”
5. Your resident wants to have a heart to heart with you at desk, but you’re in the middle of a 20 minute flash sale on Ideeli. In other words, goodbye.
6 .You’re in the middle of warning residents about their usage of profanity in public areas, especially during campus tours and your phone rings. All you hear is Juicy J singing: “Got a b*!@ so bad you can’t even afford to f%$^&.
8. You glance over in the club and you lock eyes with your resident twerking on a wall.
10. You and your resident are the only people who show up for the floor event.
11. You see your resident walking out with booty shorts and cowboy boots and you have to fight the urge to tackle them down and yell “NO! NO! NO! NO!”
CVS USC13. You’re at desk jamming to “Work B^&$#%” and your resident comes to introduce their parents to you.
14. Get texts from your residents that say: “There are no lights working in the building. Is the electricity out in our building?”
15. Realizing after that text that your residents have your personal number. Crap.