Ah, college – the glorious destination between high school and the real world.
Before you graduate and move on to that 9-5 job, there are certain activities and
events that you can get away with. What’s not to enjoy about the four years here
when you get to live like this?
1. Wear your pajamas to class
2. Take the day off without telling anybody. You still have those three absences
left…right?
3. Be congratulated for how drunk you got the night before
4. Have a meal plan and spend it on Marble Slab instead of actual food
5. Scream “COCKS!” and not get weird looks
6. Drink 4 out of the 7 days of the week
7. Blame the shuttle or trains for making you late to class
8. Hang out with your best friends whenever you want
9. Live off Ramen and Mac ‘N Cheese
10.Sleep in until your 3:00 p.m. cla…zzzzzzzzzz.
11.Study abroad!
12.Go on random road trips with your friends any day of the week
13.Watch an entire season on Netflix in two days
14.Join as many clubs as you want
15.Start tailgating at 8 a.m. for football games
16.Go to the symphony, ballet or theatre for free
17.Not be judged for wearing a themed costume at places other than the
function
18.Be in a Fraternity or Sorority
19.Wear the same outfit two days in the week since you have different people in
your classes
20.Wake up in a stranger’s apartment and be able to play it off
So, you see? Your college years are truly the best years of your life. Sure, you
have papers and projects to complete, but at least you can have a good time
along the way!
