1. What are your plans for the March Madness championship game?
A. Go to a neighbor’s, order pizza and watch the game.
B. Host a party and lose my voice yelling for my team.
C. Head to a LAN (local area network) party.
D. Get drunk at noon and pass out before it even starts.
2. You find a guy sleeping half-naked in your hallway. You...
A. Do a double-take, then run screaming to the nearest room.
B. Hesitate for a second, then draw all over him.
C. Take a video on your camera phone, and upload it to YouTube.
D. Laugh, then help him get some clothes on. Hey, he did the same for you last week!
3. How will you top this year’s Spring Break?
A. Head to the beach for beers, babes and bad decisions.
B. A party cruise to the Caribbean for just a taste of the exotic.
C. Home. Who needs a beach body anyway?
D. Tijuana. For three weeks.
4. You’re in the bulk candy store. You spend all your money on...
A. Bubble gum and Pixy Stix.
B. Gummy worms, Sour Patch Kids and Sour Straws.
C. One huge jawbreaker.
D. Fireballs, Warheads, Pop Rocks and Fun Dip.
5. It’s almost Mother’s Day. You...
A. Buy her a cute card and flowers.
B. Buy a night away in a hotel for your parents.
C. Buy her a new Android.
D. Throw a MILF party, and invite your mom and all your guy friends.
You are: bikini/boxers
Congratulations, you are the typical American girl/guy. You manage to do your work and find time to party as well. You know how to have fun without getting too crazy and your friends all love you for your tailgating spot during football season. Your fun is all about tradition, and that’s why people love you.
You are: a thong
Hey, you’re a leader! You like to switch it up, so things never get dull when you’re around. You’re ultra-sociable and love meeting new people. Five Points is your second home, and you know all the bouncers. You throw caution to the wind and never skimp out on the fun.
You are: boyshorts/action-hero briefs
You’re in touch with your inner child and probably love re-watching all those good old TV shows. Even though you were picked last for sports teams in elementary school, you are up-to-date with all the newest technology and all your friends come to you for tech help. While you have some really close friends, your favorite time is spent alone with your video games. Go, go, Power Rangers!
You go: commando
You are the life and soul of pretty much every USC party. You have hundreds of friends on Facebook (most you don’t really remember) who seem to love reaffirming their affection by liking your every status. You are a free spirit and live every day like it’s your last. You’re gung-ho, a little crazy and people love it.