Thursday, 03 February 2011 23:13

Spotlight: Spring Holidays Better than Valentine's Day

Written by  Liz McIntyre
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Spotlight: Spring Holidays Better than Valentine's Day

Let's face it. Valentine's Day is a reminder that being alone is not OK by society's standards and that often our love is unrequited. This holiday is obnoxious, and it looms over all of us like a bad case of heartburn.

Valentine's Day blows. It has run its course and is fatally overdone. Spring is filled with holidays that can easily crumble the reputation of the lovefest that is Valentine's, if only people knew about these days. So, pull out your party hats and fill your cups because these holidays are sure to top a corny day of lovey-doveyness any time of the year.

National Chili Day, Feb. 4: Just don't get it from Wendy's. You think I'm joking. I'm not.

 

Just Say No To PowerPoint Week, Feb. 7-11: Try this excuse for your next speech presentation. See how that goes over.

International Flirting Week, Feb. 13-19: The only thing better than flirting is a week devoted to it. Playa, please.

What If Cats And Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs? Day, Mar. 3: Then they could finally feed themselves.

Nashional' Grammer- Day, Mar. 4st: ... Enough; said.

International Ask-A-Question Day, Mar. 14: Why does Valentine's Day exist?

Awkward Moments Day, Mar. 18: Yeah...so...um...right.

April Fools' Day, Apr. 1: Basically a real life "Punk'd." Minus the celebs.

Cinco De Mayo, May 5: The majority of people wearing sombreros on May 5 have no idea what they are actually celebrating. Some people even think it's the celebration of the invention of mayonnaise. Why not?

Earth Day, Apr. 22: Who doesn't love whipping his hybrid around trees of green...and red roses too?

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  • Comment Link viagra online Thursday, 08 December 2011 16:15 posted by viagra online

    of course that spring holidays are best than valentine's day!!! there more chance to find a pretty lady in that days! and I tell you for own experience jajajaja.

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