Valentine’s Day is almost here, and that means there are a ton of desperate girls ripe for the pickin’. But, guys, do girls easily see through your jerk moves? Do you have absolutely no moves? Well, if you want some gentlemanly guidelines to ensure that you have a full arsenal the next time you’re on the hunt, here are five points to getting a girl in 5 points.
1. First off: Freshen up (read: Look sharp). Take a shower, shave and go easy on the aftershave; you want to impress the ladies, not choke them with your stank. When picking out an outfit, grab something that makes sense and halfway matches. Hint: No backward caps. Next, keep the hair in check. We’re not saying to find some gel and go all “Jersey Shore,” but make sure you don’t look like you’re wearing a Yorkie as a hat. Last but not least, spray a little cologne on your way out. Real cologne; remember that ladies can smell AXE from a mile away.
2. Travel in a group when you head downtown, whether it’s just you and your bros or a mix of guys and gals. This way you’ll have a partner-in-crime when approaching young ladies who are almost always in packs. Something to remember: When it comes to “The Approach” at a bar or club, make sure you pick the right wingman because he can make sure no distractions (like her miserable friend) ruin your attempts at a proper introduction. It’s what we like to call “Taking One for the Team.” Your wingman makes a girl more comfortable when talking to you since her posse doesn’t become a scornful audience as you give your best attempt at a hello. Signal to your wingman which girl you have your eye on in order to avoid competition. Advice: Avoid the girls holding onto the bar for dear life. Don’t shoot for the bombshell; most have boyfriends and simply like to play the rejection game. Aim for the cutie who’s been pacing her intake of that fruity drink for the last hour.
3. Although some goofballs get away with cheesy pick-up lines, “Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock” isn’t your best bet when approaching a girl. Most girls will see right through you and quickly label you as a creeper. Instead, introduce yourself, and offer to buy her a drink. Chances are that’s all she’s looking for, but try and make interesting small talk. Don’t pull out the same old questions every guy uses (eg. “Come here often?”) Try: “What religion are you?” Kidding. Do not discuss religion, politics or how amazing her eyes are. Stick to open-ended questions such as: “What do you do for fun – other than come here?”
4. Be a man. Ladies love a “man’s man.” They want to see that you are in control of yourself and can take the stage in front of her friends without thinking twice. Warning: Do not try and show off by being the guy who buys a ton of drinks and knocks back the most shots. Real men are in control of their liquor and losing it all over her sweater is the opposite of smooth. No girl likes a sloppy guy. In fact, no one likes a sloppy guy.
5. Finally, after you’ve had a great time meshing your groups together, and have kept the new girl’s interest, ask if it’s all right to exchange numbers, and let her know that you’d like to see her again outside of the bar setting. If she seems hesitant, offer her yours. Mention that you would like to take her out to dinner (not drinks) Friday or Saturday, as these nights are reserved for dates and will keep you far out of the friend zone if she agrees.
Attention: Once you’ve gotten the digits, don’t press your luck. Focus on one girl. The last thing you want to do is turn around and approach another. Make sure this girl knows your night was a success just by meeting her, and she’ll leave the bar with lots to talk about with her friends. Remember, stay cool and follow these five points – even if you’re just bullsh!tting.
