No worries, watching her clean the old man's equally old balls in the full-length version will help calm that down.

Oh come on, be honest. There's no shame here. Two hot girls cleaning some dirty balls and gently rolling them in their fingers...

This isn't subtle, people, Axe wants your attention, and possibly to redirect your bloodflow.

The first time I saw this commercial I realized my mouth was open in shock the whole time. I mean, I'm no prude. I'm always up for a good genitalia joke, but I honestly could not get over how freaking disgusting this commercial was.

The good ten seconds of semi-hand-jobness is like, super awkward. I'm curious though, how many of you guys bought this product after watching it?

Of course, Axe is almost famous for its objectification of sexually-charged women, like in this clever-but-pretty-explicit European ad.

There's something to be said for the advertising--it is witty and flawlessly directed to their target market, but between the running women, the flashbacks of multiple, potentially sexually awkward but awesome nights and the Bow Chika Wah Wa, never has Axe shown allusion to an actual, physical, sexual act.

Not to mention the blatant racist stereotype that black guys pack more than any of the other guys in the room could ever hope.

Not that I'm condemning cleaning  your balls. Because, really, ew, do it. But, does Axe have to play off of such an immature motif thats pretty much vulgar on all accounts?

Sorry, but I don't want to see footballs that allude to your testicles.