Remember drinking Smirnoff Ice when you were like, 15, and had never really tasted alcohol before, except the time that you snuck some of your dad's Bud Light from the fridge in the garage? Yeah, me too.
Well now you're older, wiser and probably know the drastic difference between Burnett's and Belvedere. Yet, somehow, the sneaky little bastard of a drink keeps reappearing in our now much more sophisticated lives. Well, kind of much less sophisticated than would be expected of a young adult with an almost-degree.
Thank the Bros, because your cultured repertoire just got ICED!
So the game goes:
One bro presents another unsuspecting bro with a Smirnoff Ice. Now, the unfortunate bro must take the beverage, get on one knee and chug it. He has been Iced.
Hilarious, right?! Because, get it?! …It's a Smirnoff Ice, dude!! And he's in college and drinking a bitch beer instead of a high class brew like his usual choice of Natty Light! Hahaha, Gotchya!!
Oh, but here's the flip-side. Present someone with an Ice who is prepared to present you back with an Ice and BOOM, you've gotta chug them both. Sorry!
So sure, as fun as this sounds, and as ready as you are to go out and Ice people yourself, think about it for just one second.
Because like, I'm thirsty, and if I see you carrying a bottle of this lightly alcohol-infused sugar explosion, I will Ice you. And you will Ice me in return.
And even though I'm not in love with the beverage, I just made a buy one get one free special. Boom!
Still confused?
Here's a little video tutorial
