From the Film: “My Girl”
OK, so in the movie Macaulay Culkin gets killed by an assload of bees, Nic Cage style. Naturally, the funeral seems like a definite tear jerker, but instead we are treated to what I can wholeheartedly say is one of the worst dramatic performances ever. It’s like a scene straight out of “Scooby-Doo,” only with more anaphylaxis-related death. Seriously, get the kid some damn glasses!
From the Film: “Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith”
Honestly, all of “Episode III” could probably fit the description of unintentionally hilarious, but the crowning moment of crap appears as a final “eff you” to all six people still left in the theater. After this short exchange:
Vader: “Where’s Padme?”
Emperor: “Uh, yeah, you choked her out on the lava world. The robot doctor may think she died of a broken heart, but seeing as that’s stupidest thing anyone in the medical profession has ever said, I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say that you crushing her larynx to dust did her in. Good going, bro.”
Vader proceeds to break stuff and utter the most goofy, melodramatic “Nooo” humanly possible. Seriously, James Earl Jones, you had like three lines of dialogue. Way to phone them in.