Dear --------,Your email to our entire online class was, in a matter of words, dumb as shit.
1. You can't sign an e-mail, "thanks babes."
2. Bing and Google (& your spelling/grammar/word choice) probably wouldn't have 'failed' you if you weren't blazed/wasted.
3. Offering a $1.00 for help isn't going to get you anywhere. Even we weren't an online class/never saw each other. Show me a paypal account & about $39 more dollars.
4. This ONE assignment for an ONLINE ONE HUNDRED level class will NOT be the death of you.
5. Stop emailing dumb shit, I already have to deal with the millions of people whose roommates deserted their lease to study abroad.
Thanks babe.
Posted on: January 25, 2011
by: emailpro
senior.
by: emailpro
senior.
Dear Red-Coated Girl,Thank you for telling me (in nicer words) that my butt was hanging out yesterday. It's nice to know that there are still people who aren't so afraid of offending someone that they will just let them walk around with their rear hanging out of their skirt. I hope that this doesn't sound sarcastic because it isn't. Seroiusly, thanks.
Sincerely,
Fat girl in too short of a skirt (which I will never wear again)
Posted on: January 25, 2011
by: Fat Girl
majorly interested in eating
by: Fat Girl
majorly interested in eating
I thought guys were supposed to be better at expressing things as they get older. If you want something, grow a pair and just say it instead of stepping around the subject.Posted on: January 24, 2011
by: You think things get easier with age
Junior/PR
by: You think things get easier with age
Junior/PR
What's it supposed to mean when my very Asian professor randomly turns to the kid who looks most like a pot head and says "Have you ever smoke weed?"Posted on: January 24, 2011
by: Natalie
1st year, theater
by: Natalie
1st year, theater
Dear silver car in Senate St Garage:Why do you park in the tiny, tiny spot beside the elevator that is literally only big enough for a motorcycle or a Mini? Every morning when you come in, there are other perfectly good parking spots RIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ELEVATOR. If I hit your car with my door, I'm sorry, but you should go find a real parking spot.
Posted on: January 24, 2011
by: early bird
2nd year parking services
by: early bird
2nd year parking services
Dear Over-Anxious Girls in South Tower,When the elevator gets to the first floor, there might actually be people on it who are coming off from the upper floors. DO NOT trample me as I attempt to get off.
I guarantee you I'm in a bigger hurry to get to class than you are to get to your room.
Posted on: January 23, 2011
by: Girl in a hurry.
Journalism
by: Girl in a hurry.
Journalism
1-23-2011= worst football day ever!!!! I hate the steelers and packers. DA BEARSSSSPosted on: January 23, 2011
by: dabears
Junior Vis Comm
by: dabears
Junior Vis Comm
I base who I choose to root for during football based on how hot the quarterback is. SUCK IT FOOTBALL BROS.Posted on: January 23, 2011
by: Lindsey
Soph Econ major
by: Lindsey
Soph Econ major
why is my really cute TA's facebook PRIVATE. It's 2011 dammit, come on!Posted on: January 23, 2011
by: Kasee
Junior Business major
by: Kasee
Junior Business major
The South Carolina Admission office is causing me to have a panic attack.Posted on: January 23, 2011
by: madmoney
neither/nor
by: madmoney
neither/nor
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