Its really annoying trying to walk to class when an inconsiderate idiot decides to light up a cigarette while walking in front of you. How rude! No one wants your second hand smoke!
Posted on: March 21, 2011
by: Stop trying to kill me
sophomore
by: Stop trying to kill me
sophomore
Is it just me or are there only two types of boys at USC: the fratty jackass or the boy who doesn't know his ass from his head? Dear USC, please stop admitting idiots, it's embarassing
Posted on: March 18, 2011
by: Leavin Columbia
PR
by: Leavin Columbia
PR
To the folks in university housing who sit around and do nothing all day: Thank you so much for your support when our room was flooded with half a building's sewage,we had to move to a new room without help, it snowed and we had no hot water or heat, and we had to (literally) chase down resident life people and maintenance to get them to help us. I really enjoyed calling you every other day to try and get you to actually do something to help me. Its really meant a lot to me. Especially when you threw a fit because I asked to be reimbursed for a measly $70 worth of stuff that got covered in poop, through no fault of my own. Really, thank you so much for all you've done to help me...I mean I pay you thousands of dollars every year for crappy housing its the least you could do, right?
Sincerely,
Student #10,453...the one you could care less about as long as I pay tuition.

Posted on: March 16, 2011
by: frustrated in university housing
junior
by: frustrated in university housing
junior
To the douchebags who I saw blatantly walk through and thereby destroy half of the freshly planted tulips near Preston, I hope karma is a huge bitch to you.
Posted on: March 14, 2011
by: Punch
You
by: Punch
You
Dear guy towing a trailer: thanks for not noticing that your trailer broke and that your chair/love-seat/futon fell into the road, causing me to hit said chair and destroy my front bumper and grill. Luckily, my car is still drivable. However, this was a really shitty start to my spring trip. xoxo
Posted on: March 13, 2011
by: Non-SC Driver
Graduate
by: Non-SC Driver
Graduate
i wish there were actually some attractive, feminine lesbians at usc. if you look like a prepubescent boy, i will be everything BUT attracted to you. if i can look at you and tell you're a lesbian, i will still be everything BUT attracted to you. :( <br /><br />
is it too much to ask for a girl who isn't either a.) overly feminist/radically political/usda certified, b.) basically a man, or c.) generally frightening?? is a normal, well dressed girl not a valid lesbian subtype? because i literally feel like the only one in cola. yuck!!

Posted on: March 13, 2011
by: frustrated
..
by: frustrated
..
Is it rude to tell someone in the public eye that stuff on their Facebook is misspelled? It's just so unprofessional when you've got blatant errors in just the simple info box on your profile. Use spell check!
Posted on: March 12, 2011
by: grammar nazi
English
by: grammar nazi
English
re: the sheen of englandWINNING is LOSING.

Posted on: March 12, 2011
by: charles XVI
Soph, History
by: charles XVI
Soph, History
Dear Garnet & Black magazine,I think you should give Tas Anjarwalla some kind of award or something. It would really brighten her sunless days in first, the windowless Garnet & Black office, and second, the windowless Coliseum.
WHAT IS WITH THESE ROOMS WITHOUT WINDOWS??
She misses the sunshine.
-a concerned friend

Posted on: March 12, 2011
by: Tas
Senior, Print (RUN AWAY)
by: Tas
Senior, Print (RUN AWAY)
if i read one more rant dish thing about leggings as pants in your magazine, i will pop all of you.and if you put this dish in the magazine, i'll implode at how meta this is.
did i use meta right?

Posted on: March 12, 2011
by: meta
pants
by: meta
pants
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