*MEN* 1. Make sure you’re in a group picture with as many similar-looking dudes as possible. This will give you an air of mystery.
2. The bio section is make or break when it comes to getting a match. You have a variety of options. One is to state your darkest, most masochistic fantasies. Don’t be afraid to get descriptive. Or, just be as generic as possible by using vague statements about liking “food” or “TV.” Either way, your personality is sure to shine.
3. Got a really big truck? A freshly-waxed car? A sweet Razor scooter? Be sure to post pictures of all your material items, and keep your face just out of the frame. Remember: compensation in the form of a vehicle is, and has always been, the best way to show exactly what you have to offer.
4. Bathroom mirror pics are NOT only for girls, and will make you look completely secure in yourself. While you’re at it, take your shirt off and flex a little.
*WOMEN* 1. Proudly display every picture of you and your oh-so-affectionate ex. Make sure you’re not alone in any pictures. Not only will people see that you’re popular, they will also assume you’re super devoted, which is exactly the point you’re trying to get across.
2. Cake face isn’t a trend; it’s a lifestyle. Wearing layers of makeup will emphasize your artistic inclinations. Who needs natural beauty when you’ve got Maybelline? #Flawless.
3. Use your hot best friend to your advantage. By posting pictures of you beside your better-looking companion on Tinder, you’ll force a comparison that will definitely work in your favor.
4. It’s wise to make your furry friend a big part of your Tinder profile. Don’t limit yourself to one or two pictures with your fuzzy companion. Just the mere thought of litter box odor and hair-covered couches will turn anyone on.
